Marriage Laughs

by Garrick Stubblefield

What happens when a husband or wife has a occupation:

1. If the wife was a librarian, the husband could get a lot of stories from his wife.
2. The wife thought she had married a vegetarian and was mistaken, he was a meat eater.
3. Both fell in love with themselves and they are alone happily.
4. The wife married a locksmith and she threw the key away for all the happiness.
5. The husband married a florist and his wife was making arrangements for something to do every day.

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