What Did You Just Say?

by Garrick Stubblefield

I work in the deli at our local supermarket, Harding’s. There was a regular customer that approached me the other day by asking if “I could please have two legs instead of my usual thighs.” I said, “Sure, but I could offer my thighs, they have more meat than those chicken thighs.” The customer laughed and responded, “Excuse me? Who’s thighs are we talking about here, yours or the chickens?” Stunned, I was quick to say, “The chickens!” but he said, “I will pass… but thanks for the offer.” 🤣

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